Suck it and See

This evening a couple booked me for a session at their hotel room a few blocks away from my flat in Mayfair. Mr had explained via txt messages what the session was to entail. He and his wife had never had a threesome before and in his words wanted to “dip their toes in the water.”
Toes were dipped and it went well so hopefully they’ll book me again soon and dive right in!

A similar metaphor came up once whilst chatting with Mistress Charlotte. We were discussing newbies and how it’s always a great idea to try new things. After all, that’s the only way you find out what you enjoy. Worst case scenario, you find something’s not for you so you know not to do it again. I said as much to her sissy client, after I’d just deflowered him in a forced bi session. Charlotte concurred and summarised this philosophy with the immortal words = “Suck it and See.” I couldn’t have put it better myself.

Tonight’s session went exactly as requested. I met Mr in the lobby, he presented my envelope, we took the lift together. He entered the room first. A few minutes later I knocked. He opened the door for me. Mrs was tied to the bed on her back and blindfolded. Mr stood close to Mrs and whispered a sexy account to Mrs of what she couldn’t see for herself. AKA, me standing over Mrs, unzipping, exposing my thick, 9 inch Bigdownunder. Almost immediately becoming fully hard and over the course of the next 10 minutes, bringing myself closer to orgasm.

Mrs seemed tense at first but as Mr enthusiastically described my toned body, huge cock and obvious arousal, she became flushed, her breathing became more urgent and by the time I eventually shot a huge load of cum all over her tits, I could see that Mr and Mrs were both extremely turned on. I quickly washed up and left. As requested prior to the session by Mr, I hadn’t said a word or made a sound. I didn’t lay a finger on Mrs and I delivered the requested money shot within a short interval and left as quietly as I’d arrived. All exactly as he’d asked.

The sequence of events as requested was new to me but I am a professional so it’s completely normal for me to follow a client request to the letter. Each session is tailor made for someone’s wants and needs. I always enjoy what I do. If someone’s request was for something I knew I wouldn’t enjoy, I’d simply decline the session. If I’ve accepted, it means I’ll do everything in my power to make that session perfect in every way for my clients and I’ll have a great time myself in the process 🙂 Their request for complete silence was certainly a novelty. I understand the idea. They wanted the experience to be almost entirely about themselves. Letting a third person into their sex life was a big step for them so the silence and blindfold was a way to make my presence less confronting.

I got the impression that deciding to meet me at all and choosing the specifics of our session had taken a lot of planning and communication. I think couples who can talk openly and honestly enough to reach the conclusion that they want to book an escort for a threesome and to reach a shared imagining of what they’d enjoy and what should be off limits is a clue that the couple really cares about each other, can communicate very effectively together and love each other dearly.

I left whistling a suitably romantic song for the theme = The Roots–Silent Treatment 🙂

Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.

Orgasmatron

Annas Angels contacted me today to ask if I’d be available to entertain a couple this evening. It was to be a duo with Kim Bentley. I’ve done some amazing duo sessions with Kim in the past so I jumped at the chance.

The session was a birthday present from a loving husband for his very beautiful young wife.

When I arrived I was greeted by Mr N and introduced to Mrs N. He was handsome in a Richard Gere kind of way and she was spectacular. Like a young Claudia Schiffer. Balloons, flowers, shopping bags etc were in abundance and a bottle of champagne chilled on ice. We soon toasted happy birthday and settled into their sofa to get to know each other.

Mr N was straight and wanted only to show Mrs N a good time. I made no secret how attractive I found Mrs N and she was all adorable smiles as she received my compliments. Soon she asked about my massage skills and I was only too happy to help her undress and get her onto the bed to demonstrate exactly how talented a masseur I am.

Kim arrived looking formidably beautiful as always to find Mrs N and I already naked in bed together but she knows what I’m like and wasn’t surprised in the slightest.

Some highlights of our session in no particular order =

Seeing Mrs N taking her first hit of poppers. Enthusiastically administered at the experienced hand of Kim. Corrupting innocent and inexperienced adults with their first anything is a delight not unfamiliar to me.

Catching Mrs N with one hand whilst not dropping the champagne flute held in my other hand as she almost toppled off the bed after her first ever hit of poppers.

Muffled moans of pleasure and wet licking noises coming from between Kim’s legs seated on Mr N’s face.

Kim and I taking turns licking Mrs N’s clit, fingering her g spot and using the magic wand on her in efforts to get her to squirt. By this time Kim and Mrs N were best friends and kept getting distracted since they were having too much fun gossiping in Russian and giggling to focus on the job at hand. So we failed to achieve squirting but succeeded in having a lot of fun.

Play fighting with Kim after I said something cheeky and was immediately punished via Kim smiling and laughing as she locked in a vice like choke hold around my neck. Kim is one of the strongest, fittest, most muscular Mistresses I’ve met. If she puts you in a headlock it’s like being embraced by a playful anaconda.

My own anaconda and I eventually gave Mrs N a happy birthday orgasm worthy of the occasion. Kim actually gave me a high five at this point having forgotten for now about wanting to choke me out, and we all toasted with champagne again.

Kim and I stayed well over the appointed time but we made sure the birthday girl was dressed and ready for a table reservation for her next birthday treat. By the time we left, they were ready for their restaurant dinner date. Mr N was looking very dashing and Mrs N was resplendent in a little black dress, louboutins and Chanel purse. Very little makeup necessary as she was already accessorised with an afterglow provided by yours truly 😉

Sandra and I have arranged our latest gangbang party for tonight and one of the gents who’ll be attending uses the nickname “orgasmatron” on fetlife. I just Googled Orgasmatron to see where he got the name and ended up researching the concept in great detail. Possibly the best Wikipedia article ever.

Barbarella experiencing the tender ministrations of the orgasmatron with the mad scientist dubbed in German is a cinematic masterpiece.

Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.

Viking Gangbang

My trip to Reykjavík with Sandra was very relaxing. We had three days there to see the spectacular scenery on a Golden Circle tour, went out late at night far from the city lights to see the Aurora, soaked in the geothermally heated waters of Blue Lagoon Spa surrounded by snow capped mountains and Volcanic vents blasting superheated steam into the sky. We tried delicious local seafood, drank Brennivín and advertised a Viking Gangbang Party on FetLife.

Thanks to Odin, Loki and Thor for being benevolent Norse Gods and allowing me to use their likenesses in my Blue Lagoon pics above.

During my time in Iceland I was reading Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman which seemed appropriate given the Viking History of the region. Not long prior to our trip we watched I Remember You a very creepy Icelandic horror movie which haunted us a bit since many of the locations we visited had an eerie resemblance to some of the film sets.

The gangbang we advertised was well received on fetlife with plenty of local guys rsvping and messaging us to say they were coming. We’d requested that they either be fully naked for the party or come dressed in viking costumes. Unfortunately only one Icelander managed to show up and he wasn’t dressed as a viking. He did have a Viking look about him with his beard, toned physique and a certain marauding, village sacking potential. He and I gave Sandra a DP session of viking epic proportions. By the time we were done with her she looked like she’d been pillaged and plundered by all of Valhalla 🙂

 

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Hashtags above thanks to switter, a new social network for sexworkers. It’s a beautifully designed site made by and for sexworkers. Unfortunately certain political stunts in the USA aka SESTA/FOSTA. These new laws are supposedly to fight trafficking.

All they really do is garner political support for the politicians proposing the laws. They don’t actually believe the laws will do anything positive. They just want a popular platform. Lawmakers don’t care about the actual effect these laws have. IE makes it more difficult for independent escorts to advertise their own services and remain independent.

This puts more money into the hands of brothels, pimps etc who are more likely to be real criminals. Such positions do attract a certain type of scumbag who gets off on manipulating and exploiting sexworkers.

Any legislation against sexwork always makes it more dangerous to be a sexworker.

Sites like switter which are sex work positive and aren’t based in USA are the future.

Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.