Elust 116

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~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

The Space Between Us

Language Matters

Extraordinary Hands

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~


I believe I can fly.

~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

photographie érotique ~ a perspective

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Body Talk and Sexual Health

Love Hurts
Relearning How to Masturbate.
My Cunt is Art
Hormones, Anxiety and Menopause

Erotic Non-Fiction

Watching Their Mouth

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish

The night I went to a BDSM club
A higher age of consent for bdsm?

Erotic Fiction

hands up
Do you Dare? After Party Party
The Waiting Game
Vicki’s Dream
The Fear Factor
Bloomed Bright
My legs are longer than my patience.

Erotic Non-Fiction

A couple of couples


Amazing Love

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Do you really want to hurt me?

Writing About Writing

The Problem with Perfectionism

Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.


Swiss Satyr

A few weeks ago a secret admirer invited me to go on holidays together to a 5 star, luxury alpine ski resort in Switzerland.

I flew in, spent one night at his house overlooking a beautiful town on a lake. We went out to dinner in a brewery on the first night in nearby Luzern to celebrate Schmutzige Donnerstag – Dirty Thursday. Part of the Fassnacht Swiss Carnival long weekend. Lots of dressing up in costumes with masks, beating drums, tooting horns and getting drunk. Great fun!

The drive to the resort was spectacular. Swiss Mountain scenery is unbelievable. We arrived to fresh powder from snowfall the previous night.

The hotel has a Swiss Asian aesthetic and lavish rooms. There’s a Michelin starred Japanese restaurant and hedonistic spa.

1,447 metres above sea level in Andermatt with Gemsstock towering over us and Schöllenenschlucht gorge raging nearby. I saw a small Satyr statue on the Devil’s Bridge and the mural in the room was based on a Rubens so I got the idea to borrow the Satyr faces from Mr Rubens for my pics.

swiss satyr

swiss satyr

There’s a bottle of Moët chilling in a bucket of ice behind me and a box of Sprüngli chocolates . Köstlich! (if you’ll excuse my umlauts).

Our Ski Butler helped me into my boots and I met my Ski Instructor who did an excellent job of introducing me to the basics on the beginner slopes. My first ever Ski. By the end of the day I was slaloming down the green and blue slopes. More of a bomber than a ripper or shredder. Some elegant carving but also plenty of falling over.

I enjoyed the skiing and arrived back at the hotel happy, exhausted, covered in bruises, with a big smile, ready for Après-Ski.

The Après was exceptionnel. Soaking in the hydro-thermal pools and lounging in the sauna and steam rooms at the spa felt amazing after a days skiing. The spa pool even had an exit into the snow that you could swim through so I got to paddle out in heated water with fresh snow all around me.

The room was incredible. Their website says the bed is a Hästens boxspring. Very comfy and highly resilient. The bed and Mon Cherie can take a serious pounding.

Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.

British Busty Marilyn

I just met the delectable Marilyn and we’ve agreed to offer duo sessions together.


british busty

Don’t miss the chance for a cuckolding or forced bi session with the one and only Oz Bigdownunder and Mega Busty Marilyn. Just look at those tits! Oiling up the titular ta tas would be a job for four hands. I’m sure you could help me with that. Imagine my 9 inches gripped in her delectable décolletage. Sliding in and out of her oiled cleavage allowing you a lick of the head. sometimes shoving my cock down your throat, then back between those bodacacious boobies. Alternating with a good cheek slapping in stereo of your grinning face with her massive melons and my monster cock. Obviously upon my inevitable cumsplosion you’d want to take the opportunity to clean her ample bosom with your tongue. It would be a titwank for the ages.

Marilyn adores parties and is a fan of torturegarden and Killing Kittens Parties if you’d like us to accompany you to a fetish club.

She’s super kinky. Especially loves roleplay, strap-on play, silk and lace, latex, pearls and nylons. Mistress Marilyn excels in every flavour of Femdom from sensual domination to the most savage caning.

Other likes include Anal Play, BDSM, BDSM (giving), CIM (at discretion), Cross Dressing, Dinner Dates, Disabled Clients, Domination, Domination (giving), Face Sitting, Facials, Fetish, FFM 3Somes, Fisting (giving), Food Sex/Sploshing, Foot Worship, French Kissing (discretion), Hand Relief, Humiliation (giving), Lapdancing, Massage, Moresomes, Naturism/Nudism, Oral, Oral without (at discretion), Parties, Pole Dancing, Receiving Oral, Rimming (receiving), Role Play & Fantasy, Sauna / Bath Houses, Spanking (giving), Strap On, Striptease, Sub games, Swinging, Tantric, Tie & Tease, Toys, Travel Companion, Uniforms, Voyeurism, Watersports (Giving).

Some of Marilyn’s favourite Role-Play scenarios include=

Your Lady Boss calls you in for an update on something I have delegated you to do for me but I feel you have not been up to scratch … You want to keep your job… How do you intend to do that?

Your Secretary is on a business trip with you and there has been allot of sexual tension in the office lately, my boyfriend is away in tour in the army and you think as my boss it’s your duty to help me… After all it will help productivity if I am happy and satisfied!

I am your friends hot wife, you call around to see Him but he is not in. I ask you to wait for him he won’t be long…. I love to tease & seduce….. You try to resist but I will not take no for an answer!

breasts the greatest creation known to man 🙂

Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.


A couple of couples

My site seems to be trending very high in search results for “male escort for couples” at the moment. A fortuitous tweak of the algorithm has sent a welcome bounty of MMF seeking couples my way in the last week. Four couples to be precise.

Here’s a shameless attempt to get the word couples into a blog post as many times as possible for the SEOs. Couples, couples, couples! Oh googliest one, please continue to bestow many more fun and well compensated voyeur sessions, bisexual threesomes, cuckold fantasies, and forced bi menage a trois upon me.

I beseech thy googliness, keep bumping my site to the top of page one for any and all of the above search terms.

They say “thou shalt not covet thy neighbours search ranking.” but I’ve been researching some of the other top sex blogs for these search terms via alexa and checking how mine measures up. Not Bad!

On my home page I call myself the number one male escort in the world. If you google “male escort”, you’ll find I’m the top result for an independent. And for a lot of search phrases relating to duos and couples, I’m numero uno.

I’ll do what it takes to stay where I belong, at the top. Blogging, banner exchanging, friend listing, soliciting articles and interviews, socialising my media, making deals with the devil etc. So I’ll continue to spend a lot of time promoting my site. If that doesn’t work, you’ll find me at a dusty crossroads proffering my soul to the unholiest one.

Speaking of Beelzebub


Milady and I wore our new latex we’d recently bought from the libidex pop up shop near Angel.

A shiny black catsuit for her Miladyship and a black and silver striped vest for me with latex leggings that unzip all the way from front to rear allowing easy access to the Bigdownunder from any and all angles. Just the thing to gird my loins. The long zip is a handy feature when attending the kind of party where one never knows when one might have cause to quickly flop out ones todger.

I ran an errand last week delivering two latex nurses uniforms to Mistress Volga. She’d asked to borrow them from Milady so I couriered them to her in person on my bicycle. Someone is about to get the very best private treatment. Mistress Volga will look amazing in either of those outfits and her bedside manner is likely to be equal parts irresistibly erotic and diabolically sadistic.


On a similar mission not long ago I borrowed a PVC coat from Mistress Eve.

The coat looked a lot like the one worn by Trinity in the Matrix.


This kind of thing.



As you can see from my Friends Page, I know everyone. So I’m often asked for introductions when someone needs a duo partner fitting a description given by a client. When someone needs to borrow a certain outfit or toy, I’m the man to ask. I’m always happy to help others connect knowing that these favours are often returned in the form of duos and recommendations to new duo partners.

Madam Helle and I were recently discussing our preferred methods for washing cum out of our ropes. I braid the rope and then seal it in a small cotton bag and wash it on delicate setting. Throwing the whole thing in the washer and/or dryer would result in a gordian knot of Alexandrian greatness. I then dry it on the radiator. Madam Helle dons rubber gloves and hand washes hers. I once read a forum thread titled “you know you’re a sex worker when…” with contributors completing the sentence with their own examples of things they do which only a sexworker does. Espousing the finer points of bondage rope cum cleansing would be a worthy example!


Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.