Dear Habibis. I’ll be in Dubai again from November 7th to 17th.

Mistresses and Escorts in Dubai who said they’d do duos with me =

(In alphabetical order)

Amanda Hunt



Goddess Payne

Lady Lilith

Makiyo and her girlfriend

Melisande Sin

Mistress Marta

Mistress Sarah

Queen Kali Rain


Summers Greek

Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.


A Gentleman’s Excuse Me

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A phrase possibly never used in this context before = “A Gentleman’s Excuse Me.”

My dance partners this morning, a lovely couple I’ve seen once before, asked me to join them for a morning session in which the very hot wife would enjoy alternating rounds of hard anal from her husband and I.

Traditionally one proposes to take a lady for a turn on the floor with the words “May I have this dance.” This morning the phrase was “So I heard you like taking big cocks up your ass.” The answer was a resounding “Yes.” Soon followed by “YES YES YES FUCK ME YES!”

When hubby was ready to cut in he made the aforementioned Gentleman’s Excuse Me. “Excuse me good sir, may I cut in?” And in he went.

Proper etiquette must be observed and so we proceeded with a slow tempo at first akin to a waltz and intermittently I or he would interpose ourselves with utmost congeniality. So the tempo increased incrementally as wifey got used to two large cocks stretching her ass whilst she held her magic wand vibrator on her clit. Hubby and I took turns pounding her hard upping the rhythm gradually from a waltzing slow pace, to Samba, Rumba, to a Foxtrot and Cha Cha Cha’d our way towards climax eventually Quickstepping into a cowgirl plus doggystyle double penetration for the deepest, hardest strokes up her tight little ass and pussy.

A pearl necklace about the décolletage seemed appropriate under the circumstances. One must accessorise for the ballroom.

Another lovely couple I see regularly sent me a message asking me to post their review of our most recent session on my site. Thank you W and Y 🙂 Always a pleasure xx Here’s their review =

We travelled to the UK from South Africa for a weekend of fun and met with Oz again as we always do every time we visit London. He has never disappointed us and again we had so much fun. His respect, manners for a lady and knowledge of just how to turn on a women is just unreal. My wife so enjoyed his touch and everything he did to her, and not to mention how well endowed he is, which she so enjoys. We were all too turned on. Thanks again Oz and see you again soon xx W&Y

Another of my regular couples I saw last week taught me a lesson in squirting. I have had limited success getting women to squirt using what I thought was the approved technique of a come hither motion with the fingers against the G spot. You learn something new every day. I certainly do in my line of business. And sometimes the lessons are unbelievably good fun. Back to school and I learned to use not just the fingers and wrist but the muscles of the entire arm cantilevered at the elbow can be engaged and used to give additional lift, force and friction to the magic G spot where two fingers are working their magic. Also rather than index finger and middle finger, I was instructed middle and ring finger so that index and little finger can be extended down and to either side for support and added stimulation to the outer labia.

I promised to go practice on Milady and deliver my homework in due course. Like a good boy I took to my studies in earnest and delivered as promised on teachers desk (email inbox) the next day.


What would Mr Rorschach say? To me it looks like a lady with big boobies mounting a recumbent Koala.

Yet another couple spoke of me in glowing terms after our time together. They both had a lot of time and became much enamoured of myself and my Big Downunder. Lady and gentleman both were very much hypnotised by my dick. Dicknotysed if you will. You heard it here first folks. Urban dictionary only has dickmatised . I think the term I just coined, dicknotysed, is far superior. So when my word inevitably ends up in the Oxford English Dictionary, a search on its origins will lead back here and I will be very modest and humble in accepting all due awards and accolades.

The lady half of the aforementioned couple said I look like I was hewn from stone and polished by angels. So poetic! That was weeks ago now and I’m still blushing.

Thanks to Bearbite Bondage at London Alternative Market for my new ropes.

Lovely jute rope for shibari. I thought the ends were frayed and would come unravelled when I first saw them but Mr Bearbite kindly explained that they’re spliced in such a way as to make the ends easy to find without having big knots that would get caught when the rope is passing through when tying.

I think these are called thistle knots? Evidently there’s considerable debate online as to the optimum method of splicing the ends of bondage ropes. eg

Knotted Vs Whipped Ends

Also pictured= safety shears in case I ever have to get someone out of the ropes in a hurry.

Mistress Jessica called me last Wednesday to see if I was free for a duo ASAP. I was on my way home in an uber from seeing W & Y from the review above. I quickly changed my destination in the uber app and was at the door within 10 minutes. Jessica and I have been friends for about 6 years now and I’ve made no secret of my lust for her and her perfect, gigantic tits. We’ve tried many times to invite each other to duo bookings but to date the timing has never been right. when opportunity knocks, as they say. In this case the knockers are spectacular.

The man of the hour asked that I fuck Jessica hard from behind so he could position himself at the other end of her sofa and watch her majestic mammaries bouncing as I pounded her. Excellent choice sir! A man of refined tastes. He then requested that I fuck her tits and shoot my load all over those terrific ta tas. It’s a tough job but someone has too do it. Those titties won’t fuck themselves. A very wet dream come true for me. and Jessica confessed images along these lines had also been in her own personal wank bank for the entire duration of our friendship.

Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.


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Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.

Custom Made Cuckold Porn

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I got a message last week from a young lady asking to arrange a session with me. She had a special request. She wanted to record video on her phone and then send it to her husband. A custom made cuckold porn video!

I said that’s fine so long as I can cover my face. She agreed to this term so we set a day and time and I sent her my address. I had no idea who to expect and was very pleasantly surprised when I opened my door to find she was slim, exotic, petite, early 20s and very beautiful.

She was a bit nervous when she arrived and also a bit wet having braved a drizzly London afternoon to get to me. I joked, “happy to see you’re already soaking” 😉 this got a giggle and she actually missed the coat hook and dropped her umbrella at that moment so I took the umbrella and hung it up for her all gentlemanly and took a polite look at her shapely ass as she walked ahead of me into my boudoir.

We had a chat about what she’d like to record on the video and I set up her phone on my tripod. My own morphology was swiftly becoming tripedal as I watched her undress.

We started with a massage off camera to get us both acquainted and in the mood. Then when we were ready for lights camera action, we shot scene 1, a blowjob filmed close up from the side. I held her hair back so her husband would get an unobstructed view of my rock hard Bigdownunder sliding in and out of her eager mouth.

My co-star was getting extremely well lubricated. There was no director there to yell Cut! Scene 2! Take 1! The heroine did cry out Fuck me! Please! I want your cock! Or words to that effect. So scene by scene we repositioned ourselves and the camera to perfectly frame our contortions for the voyeuristic viewing pleasure of her beloved spouse. Nothing like having a bespoke porno made to your precise specifications and starring your own favourite actress!

The last scene was the cum shot so I detached the camera from the tripod and held it POV as she expertly sucked and stroked my cock and balls. The eventual money shot was a crowd pleaser, a curtain closer, a standing ovation worthy climactic moment.

My leading lady was very complimentary about my performance and said her husband would be ecstatic about the video. She also asked that I send her a txt later that evening to say what I’d thought of her. That way she’d be with her husband watching our video together and she’d receive my message and show her phone to hubby for a cuckold thrill. Happy to oblige I set a calendar entry to remind me and sent a text at the right moment saying “Nice to meet you xxx was great fun fucking you and I loved cumming on your pretty face 🙂 hope to see you again soon. Oz”

Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.