Paloqueth Sex Toys

Maria from Paloqueth contacted me last week and kindly offered to send me some free sex toys 🙂

I chose the Rotating Male Masturbator Cup . Its full name is “PALOQUETH Rotating Male Masturbator Cup with 5 Thrilling Speeds 10 Innovative Spinning Patterns for Powerful Pleasure, Rechargeable Oral Sex Masturbation Toy with 6 Female Moans for Aural Stimulation.” Rotating Male Masturbator Cup to its friends.

Every good Rotating Male Masturbator Cup deserves lubricant so I also requested a jumbo size 400ml water-based lube jumbo size 400ml water-based lube too.

Paloqueth lube

$14.99 for 400ml good quality lube is quite the bargain. It’s slippery and long lasting and lots of it. I usually buy Pjur which is way more expensive, even from Freedom shop via NHS. I like the pocket size Pjur screw top. There’s no way I’m carrying anything flip top in case it pops open in transit. From now on I might buy the Paloqueth lube and decant it into a Pjur bottle to carry to outcalls.

The instructions said to charge the device fully before using it for the first time so I connected it to its very cool magnetic charger. You just line the charge cable up with the device and it magnetically latches on like a jedi mind trick. I wish all charge cables were made this way. It only took about 1 hour to charge up.

I love the Sci-Fi styling of the device. It looks like a cock sheath designed by the Empire. A light sabre on its day off. Fully functional, programmed in… multiple techniques.

I squirted a generous quantity of lube into my new toys silicon nubbled interior. My first attempt to shove my Bigdownunder into the device was not a success and I thought for a moment it wasn’t going to happen. But with some more lube applied directly to my cock and to the outer lips of the device, I was engulfed like a rebel into a Tauntaun. Or possibly a Sarlacc pit.

I’d just been watching Battle Angel Alita and was in the mood for some cybernetic sex droids so I fired up an SFM POV compilation video, selected one of the 6 pre-programmed female moans from the audio function of the device. I’d plugged it into the audio cable for my speakers and accidentally set it to a higher than necessary volume which I quickly reduced rather than treat my neighbours to 6 different screaming female orgasms. I get the impression a lot of toys like this are designed for an Asian demographic. The sounds Japanese actresses make in JAV porn are an acquired taste. Nice sometimes but I was concerned all 6 audio functions might sound a bit like a pikachu getting ass raped by Lucille. Some of the audio functions were a bit on the hentai side which I do enjoy sometimes and there were others more suited to western tastes.

If they make an XL version of this, I’m definitely buying one. I’m a bit too thick for this device and much too long for it. It still works but I can’t get my cock halfway into it and a bit more diameter would reduce the friction so the motor could spin better.

I love the sensation of the elastomer insert sleeve. The little silicone beads when well lubricated feel like thousands of tiny alien tongues. The different spin cycles make for a spicy variety of simulated sucking techniques. There’s suction ‘a plenty where the lips form a seal around my cock and thrusting into it is like the wettest, slurpiest most enthusiastic blowjob of all time.

I don’t think I’d last long with this thing on full power if someone else was using it on me. In my own hands it’s easy enough turn down the intensity or pause the device before the point of no return. I had to pause a few times to ensure that I’d last to the end of the video. A restrained male submissive could easily be edged in this way. I know a few tie and tease loving subs who I’m going to instruct to order these and then use the device on them when they’re tied to the bed and tease them almost to the point of orgasm then pause the device. Let them feel my control over them as I repeatedly deny their orgasm over the course of an hour then see how hard they shoot at the end of the hour when I finally let them cum 😉

The device can be taken apart very easily and the sleeve simply popped inside out and washed with soap and water, disinfected and left to dry, then reassembled.

I wanted to order a g spot stimulating vibrator and a clit sucker for Milady but they were out of stock. Hope to get hold of these soon if they’re as good as the Male Masturbator.

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Varna Nirvana

Milady and I had a relaxing holiday in Varna Bulgaria.

varna nirvana

Clear blue skies and sunshine all week. Perfect weather for lounging on a nudist beach.

Varna ‘s Naturist paradise is called Nirvana Beach.

I’d bought a can of spray on mist sunscreen earlier which makes sunscreen application a breeze. Or a mist anyway. You don’t really need to rub it in but Where’s the fun in that?

I gave Milady a good spray all over and rubbed her down paying special attentions to her breasts. Wouldn’t want sunburned nipples. I applied a few more layers with additional rubbing in. It would be rude not to.

varna nirvana

Milady did the same for me and by the time we were both sufficiently embalmed in SPF 50 spray mist sunscreen, we had the attention of the majority of the population of the beach. Coincidentally many of the men there all seemed to be rubbing in their own sunscreen.

Each gentleman within perving distance of us was simultaneously sunscreening the same body part at the same time. These boys weren’t taking any chances when it came to the possibility of getting sunburned cocks. Admirable really. A commendable dedication to responsible enjoyment of the suns rays.

Nirvana indeed. Heaven for exhibitionists and voyeurs 🙂

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