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19th April 2024
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Oz Bigdownunder

Also, pegging, Hentai, airport shenanigans, torso dolls, femdom and hotwives. All illustrated with a stunning cover image courtesy of Victoria CMT. There's something about that camera angle and pose with the golden light and endless blue sky. It looks like she might ascend into the heavens with a host of harp strumming cherubs at any moment.

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Interesting. I know one client who can't handle much thickness but I suspect he could take a bit more length than the little butt plugs I've been using on him if he was faced with this toy.

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