I met with a an admirable cuckolding couple back in July and promised to write a blog post.
Sorry it's taken me this long. I started the draft but it's been a busy few months and it's taken me this long to sit down and finish the post.
I was a birthday present!
The birthday boy was an Admirable Cuckold.
And Admirable he was. An admiral in the naval seaman sense that is. I don't mean the result of masturbating whilst lying on one's back and shooting cum into one's own belly button. I mean, he's top brass.
Admiral Cuckold has been reading my blog posts for many years and talking with Mrs Admiral Cuckold about how much he'd love a cuckolding experience with me.
When the big day came, Mrs Admiral Cuckold had been considering buying him an antique roll top writing desk for his birthday but in the end decided to book an appointment with me and then take him out to a concert instead.
Antique roll top writing desks are lovely. There's an absolute beauty at the Wallace Collection.
Check it out.
Not bad right?
But I think a cuckolding and gently encouraged bi session with myself is the superior gift. That desk does look spectacular but it probably can't give your wife multiple screaming orgasms pounding her from behind while she's straddling your face and then make you taste her pussy juice by ramming it's throbbing cock down your throat, can it?
In honour of my admirable cuckold, I'd like you to join me in a sea shanty.
Sing along now boys and girls.
Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying fuck at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
