It's always a privilege and a great pleasure to work with renowned Mistress and medical fetish specialist Doctinatrix extraordinaire, Madame Li Ying.
Little Dicky is a regular patient of Madame Li's and he was prescribed a special treatment plan to be administered via a duo session with Madame Li and myself at the contemporary play-space newly opened in Kensington, Studio Eminence.
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Little Dicky was sorely in need of medical attention.
He found himself in the best possible hands.
Madame Li administering his medication rectally and myself, orally.
We began the treatment protocol on a high end, electronically actuated gynaecological examination chair with stirrups.
Above the chair there is a ceiling mirror the installation of which involved hydraulic equipment and a serious feat of engineering to install.
The mirror enabled Little Dicky an observation gallery view of his own treatment in the Studio Eminence operating theatre.
Madame Li selected the necessary implement to attach to her strap-on harness from the many dildos arrayed in glass display cases.
Little Dicky begged to be allowed out of chastity to touch his tiny dick during the spit-roasting treatment soon to commence.
Madame Li allowed this with a warning as she placed his hand on his miniscule appendage. "You may feel a small prick!"
Now that's bedside manner for you.
"Now I'm just going to take your temperature internally. Relax your buttocks."
The rectal thermometer in this case was a 9 inch silicone dildo.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The flavour.
Little Dicky seemed to become slightly engorged at this point although it was hard to tell due to the diminutive nature of the body part in question.
What do you call a chameleon that can’t change colours? A reptile dysfunction.
The patient's orifices were soon getting so much medical attention, the shock absorbers in entire examination chair's moorings were absorbing considerable impact from our tender ministrations.
As the surgeon said during the colonoscopy, this video game stinks.
Madame Li's technique with the strap-on is a sight to behold. Clinical precision.
A psychotic man shows up in the ER wrapped entirely in Saran Wrap. When the psychiatrist is consulted and shows up at the room, he nods after looking at the patient and then says, “Well sir, I can clearly see your nuts.”
The operation was well tolerated to this point and we were able to proceed to the second stage of the treatment. A much larger dildo administered by Madame Li to the patient's anal sphincter and an even more rigorous throat fucking from me with the gyny chair tilted to accommodate myself balls deep in his oesophagus.
Did you hear about the guy that came into the ER with a toy horse stuck up his rectum? His condition was declared stable.
Little Dicky was extremely well lubricated and took his rectal examination like champion.
Rectum?!?! Damn near killed 'em....
The treatment plan we administered was a resounding success. Next time, more of the same. But with an even bigger dildo.
An Irishman goes to the doctor's surgery and he says to the doctor "Top o' the morning Doc, I've got a little problem. It's a pain like, in me arse."
So the doctor says "Well we'd better have a look at it. Take your pants down."
After the patient assumes the position the doctor gets a rubber glove, some lubricant and starts to examine him. He can quickly feel something not quite right, and after a bit of fiddling he manages to extract a £20 note from the Irishman's bottom.
"Did you know you had a £20 note stuck up there?" He asks the man.
"No doc, I did not, to be sure. I do feel a little bit better, like, but still not quite right. Will you have another look for me?"
So the doctor gets back to work and sure enough he finds another £20 note, and then another. After about half an hour he finally cannot feel any more banknotes. He sits down to count the money as the man puts his clothes back on.
"So, how did you manage to get £1980 in £20 notes up your bum?"
"I don't rightly know doc, but I wasn't feeling too grand."
In the end, Madame Li demanded that our patient, Little Dicky, provide a semen sample. His little specimen was throbbing with excitement by this point from the prolonged exposure to clinical stimulus of his prostate and tonsils.
He's an excellent sperm donor, little Dicky. Produced the desired sample with no fuss at all. Good boy. He even got a lollipop to suck on for being so well behaved.
