Jacuzzis

I had two steamy Jacuzzi sessions in one day a few weeks ago.

The first was a porn shoot with Elizabeth on location in a suite with it’s own private spa. The second was a foursome with three women, all escorts themselves. They’d decided to book a penthouse with a hot tub for a girls night and hired me to come and entertain them for a few hours.

Someone on reddit earlier posted “The┬á10 Commandments of Giving a Blowjob.”

Post contains some sound advice. For educational purposes a video tutorial is even more beneficial. See part one of the video series above for a master class in blowjob technique ­čśë

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u/fatasswalrus

The 10 Commandments of Giving a Blowjob (Oral Sex Advice)

  1. Thou shalt use lots of saliva. LOTS of it. Lick it up and down, bottom to top, and top to bottom. Spit on it, cover it like you’re smothering your pancakes with syrup. You’ll need the lube… Too much friction makes your job harder and less pleasant for him.

  2. Thou shalt use your hands. Do work! You can even use two! Don’t let them sit idly by your side! You can use your hands adjunct to give a HJ along with your mouth to cover more surface area. Also, if your mouth starts to get tired or you need to reposition, you can use your hands to jerk him off while you break. Double fist that sumbitch and twist (gently, of course) if you want to. Use saliva on your hands, don’t let it dry out. Whatever you do, don’t lose your momentum!

  3. Thou shalt not neglect the balls. Use a hand to touch them. Take a moment to use your mouth to tend to them. Don’t forget they’re there and REALLY like attention. Lick on em, suck on em, but not too hard. If your guy is into it, a little gooch attention is good too. He may be into you licking under his balls, so if you’re down for it, give it a try! I hear prostate simulation is good shit, but some are NOT cool with this. So, you might want to ask before you go sticking a finger in his booty hole.

  4. Thou shalt make eye contact. He wants to see you enjoying yourself, dammit. Look up at him, with his junk in your mouth. Look like you want his dick, NEED his dick, and let him know you know it’s not just any dick, it’s HIS dick. Eye contact adds a personal touch.

  5. Thou shalt not remain silent. Make noise. Groan, moan, gag, mmm, pretend that motherfucker is tasty and you’re lovin’ it more than McDonald’s.

  6. Thou shalt use┬ásome┬ásuction. Yes, it is called ‘sucking dick’ for a reason. Alternate using minimal to moderate intensity, but don’t overdo it. You’re not competing with Dyson to see who sucks the hardest, so don’t overdo it. A little here and there is good, but don’t try to suck his guts out like his dick is a fucking drinking straw.

  7. Thou shalt make a sincere attempt to deep throat. Relax. Say the alphabet backwards in your head. You can fit in more than you think. If you can’t, just be a good sport and try anyway. He’ll totally appreciate the effort and if you choke a little, and he’ll be flattered that his enormous member is gagging you. This is the kind of shit he’ll be jacking off to for years to come (no pun intended).

  8. Thou shalt maintain movement and sustain activity. Whether it be your tongue, hands, lips, mouth, whatever, move. And don’t stay in one area way too long unless he’s digging it or climaxing. So, basically, don’t just sit there with his cock in your mouth like a fucking thermometer.

  9. Thou shalt not reject thy semen. You might not like it in your mouth, you might hate to swallow. But I’m going to just be honest… It’s better if you do. At the VERY LEAST let him blow in your mouth. It feels better leaving it in during climax. And men love the idea of you taking their glorious load in your mouth. You don’t have to swallow… But, to be frank, it’s not attractive to run to the bathroom and spit. Imagine if your guy got done eating you out and ran to the bathroom to spit! So, is it a┬ácommandment┬áto swallow? Nah. Will swallowing feel any better for him? Nah. Will it make the overall experience better? Hell yeah! (Pro-tip: Commandment #7 and do an auto-swallow)

  10. Thou shalt show enthusiasm! Get on your knees. Act like it’s the most wonderful Cock you’ve ever seen. Worship that Dick!

 

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Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.

 

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