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RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Ko Ryu Tentacle Dildo Review

10th July 2022
 by 
Oz Bigdownunder

Image is The Deep. Watch The Boys .

Bigshocked kindly sent me a Ko Ryu Triones Tentacle Dildo to review.

I give it 8 thumbs up! A beautiful hand-poured platinum silicone, body safe, phthalate free sex toy.

The Ko Ryu's Medium Softness is firm enough for easy insertion but squishy enough that it gives the sensation of a sensual touch by the most tender and gentle of cephalopods. A consentacle, if you will.

With an Insertable Length of 6.50" and Diameter of the lower shaft at 2.20", this is a relatively small toy and the narrow tip of the tentacle gradually expanding in width along the length makes the Ko Ryu ideal for beginners. If you're looking to lose your anal virginity but find penis shaped dildos painful to insert, Ko Ryu is the Mollusc for you.

For more experienced dildo aficionados, Ko Ryu's suction cup base fits perfectly into the adapter for an F Machine Mini Fucking Machine.

The shaft of the dildo is constructed of four intertwined tentacles.

Four is really only half an octopus. A quadropus. You'd need two dildos to get a proper octoprodding.

Technically, calling a toy like this a "tentacle dildo" is a misnomer. It should really be a "hectocotylus dildo".

The hectocotylus is a specialized extra-long arm used by many male octopi to deliver sperm from a distance.

This would come in handy at bukkake parties. Only so many participants can be within range at any given time but with long enough hectocotyli, you could be standing one or two rows back from the foremost ring of the front row spunkers and simply reach over their shoulders and shoot your load.

The hectocotylus is an adaptation to mating with cannibalistic females that frequently kill and eat males during or after sex.

Considering octopus mating can take several hours it's understandable that Mrs octopus might fancy a snack by the time it's over with.

If you do settle in for a multi-hour long dildo session with you Ko Ryu, do replenish lubrication frequently. Any water based lube is fine to use with silicone toys.

One octopus, the Nautilus, has a worm-like hectocotylus that functions like a detachable penis that can swim to the female on its own.

This is just awesome but don't tell the Bigdownunder. I'm quite attached to it and would prefer it not go wandering off to have adventures without me.

The hectocotylus is a modified sex arm with a central groove, or calamus, that holds packets of sperm called spermatophores.

Probably doesn't translate all that well into human. When people ask me for a cum-shot, they're not going to want one I prepared earlier. Even if I loaded it into a super-soaker, crouched in a Rambo pose, and drenched them with it.

The tip of the arm features erectile tissue called the ligula, like that found in the human penis. Males can also use their ligulas to remove sperm from competing males that have previously mated with a female.

I guess you could try using the Ko Ryu for this purpose but licking and sucking is more conventional.

My ligula is usually aimed at my mates' face, and/or mouth, so no probing is necessary to extract my spermatophores. A simple deep French kiss tends to suffice for husbands whose wives have just enjoyed my affections.

During courtship females are looking for a male with a large ligula. The ligula will become enlarged with attraction and the male can try to woo the female with intricate colour flashes and skin displays.

Not a bad idea. When I launch my own fashion brand, I'm going to make millions selling penis decorations. Maybe some nice glow in the dark UV paint or even some of those little battery powered streamers like cyberdog eyelash adornments but for cocks. A nice pair of crotchless leather chaps and some tasteful, understated and elegant penis decorations. Like a dazzling LED windmill and some UV tinsel. An accoutrement for every occasion. From an orgy of rampant hedonism to tea and scones with the vicar.

Milady also enjoyed using my new Ko Ryu for an Alien Fetish Role-Play.

If you find that your whistle has been whetted for more tentacle dildos, you'll find 12 more reviewed on Joy Nights.

 

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Author: Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.
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