Munich was spritz ing wunderbar!
A restful and relaxing long weekend away with Sandra .
Hosted a Bavarian Gangbang.
Went to a craft fair.
Ate and drank about two weeks worth of calories in 2 days
Tried stecklerfisch, weisswurst, bratwurst, Munich schnitzel, apple strudel etc
Went nude sunbathing in the Englischergarten.
Pondered visiting Club Lilith but didn't make it there this time.
Therme Erding
And visited the second largest nudist spa in Europe, Therme Erding.
At the spa, we tried all the different saunas, steam rooms, jacuzzis, showered under a waterfall, gave each other salt scrubs, had towel fulls of hot air expertly launched at us by statuesque blonde Bavarian women, jumped into freezing cold water, lounged on an artificial beach, admired, and were admired by, all sorts of sexy naked people and fooled around together in some of the public areas.
We then found a relaxation room dimly lit by LED lights to look like a constellation of tiny stars and bedecked with lounge chairs all unoccupied. Our lounger was situated around the corner from the door so we wouldn't be immediately visible if someone entered. An indirect view out into the spa via a mirrored surface facing the glass doors ensured that we could see if someone was approaching but they wouldn't be able to see from outside what we were up to.
Eventually a portly, older German fellow did enter so we toned down the X rated action temporarily. He immediately jumped on the lounger opposite ours, exchanged friendly guten tags, and then we started to re escalate the action on our lounger little by little to test whether he'd approve or disapprove. Judging from his reaction, definitely the former. When we started to kiss, his towel came off to reveal a medium bratwurst and pendulous scrotum.
Once our hands started to wander, he was soon rising to the occasion.
Kinky German Porn
I made Sandra go down on her knees and gave her a good rough throat fucking. Our friend was talking to us in German. I can only guess what he was saying but once you've watched a certain amount of kinky German porn, pretty much anything said in German starts to sound pornographic.
I fucked Sandra from behind and gestured for our new friend to reach out and play with her clit. Even with my hand clamped a cross her mouth, the noises she was making were getting loud enough that we were likely to get ourselves kicked out of the spa if a lifeguard overheard. So I reverted to face fucking her while Herr Danglyballs gave her an enthusiastic fingerbang.
His technique wasn't the most gentle so when I could see Sandra couldn't take any more, I busted out my one line of German I'd prepared earlier. "spritz auf ihrem gesicht!" (cum on her face). He replied "spritzen?" and gave the universal gesture for wanking oneself off. Having confirmed my mangled German phrase with sign language, he dutifully did spritzen. And a wunderbar spritz it was.
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