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Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Your Loss

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Two Explorers

Sweet Child of Mine

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{Na}Scent Traces


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Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

The Long Shadow
Asleep on the job
Self-care: am I dating myself?
Love, Lust & Living with the Man of my Dreams

Erotic Non-Fiction

The Space Between
Australia Day Bukakke
In Her Panties
Sensuality and the senses
Happy New Year
Technical Sex: Control
Give and take

Erotic Fiction

Worth the Trouble
Panty Thief
Twisted Fairy Tale #4 Hans & Greta
PJ’s Horseshoe
I Lay Beside You


The Rider

Body Talk and Sexual Health

What is normal?
Less Sex, Less Drive

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish

Not Micromanaging My Pleasure
The bdsm baby blues
Meeting a sub… or not

Writing About Writing

5 Things to Do When You Feel Overwhelmed

Sex News, Opinion, Interviews, Politics & Humor

UK law removes anti-bdsm rules




Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.


Happy Valentines Day Bukakke Party

Happy Valentines Day Bukakke Party!

I sent this out to all my friends this morning. Lovingly handcrafted in gimp and adobe premiere pro by yours truly. Getting the Happy Valentines Day font onto a transparent background and then overlaid on the pony play gif was a bit tricky but I figured it out thanks to Isaac.

Basically I just had to go through the font gif frame by frame in gimp, add an alpha channel to each layer via the layers- transparencies in gimp, select white by colour, delete all the white and I was left with just the red font on a transparent background. I exported that as a gif. Then I added the ponies, the font and my banner logo to premiere pro and lined them up as three separate channels. then I selected the font, went to effects and resized it and placed it where I wanted it. I did the same with my logo. Then I exported the video as a gif, bluetoothed it to my phone and sent it as a broadcast to about 300 of my most beloved Valentines.

Sandra and I are holding another Bukakke Party this evening 🙂

bukakke valentines

36 people have RSVPd so hopefully we’ll get a good turnout. Sometimes only 10% show up but ideally about 10 guys to make the event fun and profitable without overcrowding our flat.

A sexy couple came to see me yesterday. They were both very attractive and horny. They arrived right on time and were clearly very excited and eager to get the party started.

Within minutes the three of us were naked and we had a bi threesome performing an encyclopedic karma sutra of extremely athletic raunchiness.

They mentioned that they’re regulars at Killing Kittens and they’re about to head off on holidays to Hidden Beach Resort. It’s a five star luxury beach resort in Cancun, Mexico for nudists and swingers!

Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.

Madam Helle Duos

I spoke with Madam Helle recently about duos and she’s kindly listed me on her website MadamHelle.com.

Madam Helle’s update states- Forced-bi duos available with Oz Bigdownunder. Oz is a male escort and pro dom from Australia based nearby in Mayfair. His 9 inch cock is always rock hard. See his website at ozinlondon.co.uk. Duos will be my rate plus his. Oz’s rate is £200 per hour. Mine is 200, too. Total would be £400 per hour. But seen that We love working together We have decided to offer for a limited time one hour at only £300 and 90 minutes at just £400! BOOK NOW

You will find madam Helle severe but fair. She’s a Venus from Venice! Elegant, sophisticated, commanding and at times terrifying, Madam Helle will have you on your knees begging to devote yourself to her completely.

Madam Helle’s private dungeon is not far from Chez Oz. Just arrange a day and time and we can meet there. That is if you dare to enter the playground of pleasure and pain 😉 It’s quite a dungeon. Well equipped with a spanking bench, winch, slings, a swing, a cage and plenty of impact play toys.

Under our expert guidance you’ll soon find yourself in blissful subspace. Most likely a space somewhere in between the two of us whilst being spitroasted on my cock and her strap-on!

Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.



bdsm house for sale

Anyone fancy a stay in a BDSM AirBNB in Pennsylvania?

You’ve got to love their well equipped dungeon basement.

kinky airbnb

bdsm house for sale airbnb

This place is available for $2000 per night. Looks amazing!

According to the listing on RedFin real estate website, the basement has been converted into a “private adult sexual oasis.”

Maple Glen would seem an unlikely location for a private sexual oasis. It’s not exactly know for being a hotbed of decadence and debauchery.

Boasting a pillory, a star shaped St Andrew’s Cross, a spanking bench, a cage, stocks, a suspension rig, swing, sling and a nice collection of toys this could be an AirBNB staycation to remember.

The official real estate listing has the home for sale at $750,000 and assures potential buyers that “full finished walk-out basement with bilco doors…..can be converted back to a typical suburban basement.”

I hope it won’t be. I’d like to think some kinky couple will buy it, enjoy the dungeon immensely and re-sell it as is to a new generation of kinksters and so on. Or maybe some entrepreneurial spirit will buy it and continue to rent it out on an hourly dungeon so that thousands of kinksters can play there.

It was listed on a mainstream real estate site until the pics went viral on twitter. Naturally all kinds of lame 50 shades references ensued. Much titillation for Mr and Mrs average reading about this in their morning paper.

Must have got them a lot of free publicity. at the time. They’ve since removed the pics of the dungeon and left the remaining vanilla listing up so I guess the annoyance value of prank phonecalls, curtain peeping neighbours and privacy invading media soon outweighed the value of any genuine business generated by the attention.

Anyway, I love the kinky furniture.

Let’s go!

Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.


Having organised a few orgies, I’m bestowing the title of Orgyniser upon myself.

Mr W and his ravishing wife Y asked me to arrange a foursome and entrusted me with choosing the fourth. I chose Vanessa.

Vanessa and I have done duos with couples together before and those sessions were spectacular so I knew she’d be perfect for them.

Mr W is the most loving and caring husband. The way he worships and adores his beautiful wife is all kinds of romantic. I’m immensely flattered that he chose me to be their companion whenever they visit London. I know initially choosing to book a session with a male escort was something he’d have done a lot of careful research into. They have open lines of communication the envy of the most perfect couples. I can always tell that they’ve prepared by making sure they each know exactly what the other wants and figured out exactly how to have the most pleasurable experience for both of them. Mr W has read every page of my site and blog inside and out. He’s an open book himself when it comes to me ascertaining his wants and needs. Always very easy to talk to prior to and during. Primarily he loves to witness the pleasure of Mrs W. Our evening together was to be an exploration of her bi side with a little experimentation for him too.

Vanessa was perfect. They loved her. Y was treated to every trick in the book, every position in the karma sutra and every toy we’d smuggled into their hotel lovingly administered with the immense combined expertise of Vanessa and myself. The two of us each brought our own unique skill sets and personalities to bear. Y and I have a whole laboratory of chemistry between us. Sparks always fly when we get together. The added thrill of having the gorgeous Vanessa, with whom Y fell in lust at first sight, elevated our carnal passions in triplicate! There were good vibrations, Mr W was introduced by Vanessa to his G spot, Y had multiple orgasms and the climax was impressively spunky and recorded for posterity on Mr W’s iphone.

A selection of flyers and goodies I picked up from London Alternative Market today.


Including a rather beautiful handmade, 100% surgical grade silicone dildo from Godemiche.

At the top you can see my new business cards. I handed out a few at the market today. Very impressed with how they came out. The raised gold letters are so shiny and bling bling.

Oz Bigdownunder

Australian Bi male masseur and escort for men, women, threesomes with couples and duos with female or transsexual escorts.