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Elust 147

18th March 2022
Oz Bigdownunder


Image courtesy of Vivienne Maricevic. Instagram @vmaricevic. Male Burlesk, Big Top Theater, NYC, 1982.

Welcome to Elust 147

Congratulations Thomas, The Cunning Linctus, winner of the Monthly Elust Contest for February.

Thomas chose to donate his £50 GBP prize to SWOP, Sexworkers Outreach Project.

SWOP is Australia’s largest and longest established community-based peer education sex worker organisation with a mission to provide New South Wales sex workers with the same access to health, safety, human rights, and workplace protections as all other Australian workers.


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Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions, it’ll be here at Elust.

Want to be included in Elust #147? Send in a post anytime and I'll add it to the next edition.

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Featured Post by the Winner of Elust Contest for February, Sir Thomas, The Cunning Linctus.

Limited Edition

Sir Thomas, The Cunning Linctus has been sending in excellent posts for Elust for many years. One decade in fact. His Elust posts go back to March 2012. Sir Thomas always goes above and beyond to promote other Elusters. He most deservedly won the first Elust contest. I hope he was well spoilt at Spoilers and I'm sure they were delighted by his custom printed jocks!

Sex News, Opinion, Interviews, Politics & Humor

How Many People Use Vibrators? +11 Vibrator Statistics

All sorts of vibrator related facts and figures. At this rate every home will have one. Just don't be like the 14% who never wash theirs.

Erotic Fiction

An Unconventional Valentine

A happy Valentine for Sir's Slut, The Barefoot Sub!

Droit de Seigneur 29

I like the hierarchy that now exists between Jerusalem Mortimer's characters. Very hot episode!

Third Sun

I’ve always loved the Aztec artworks depicting their deities and as a teenager I was a big fan of Verotik comics. Jaguar God was one of my favourites. I enjoyed Lucy Ashwood's versions of Quetzalcoatl, Tlaloc, Xochiquetzal, Tezcatlipoca and friends! They sure are a mercurial pantheon but moments of tenderness too.

Moon Feather: Part 26: Ask Pretty

The West was never wilder than Dancerinchains' kinky vision of Marshal Everett and Joey the time-traveller.

Female Domination Mistress Swears She is Driven by Love!

Sissitrix's illustrations and words can be ominous and menacing but always give me a sense of the author's love for these characters. It fascinates me how the choices of perspective, lighting, expressions and body language are so close the the visual language of horror but the overall effect is always beautiful and sensual.

Teaching the Alien BDSM

A muscular purple alien with two giant throbbing cocks but no experience or knowledge of human customs, communication or etiquette. I think this guy messages me on whatsapp nearly every day from various numbers. Loved the story! Couldn't resist reading Brapax's lines in the voice of Lrrr from the planet Omicron Persei 8.

Mutual Satisfaction

A poetic orgasm or two from Asrai Devin. I'm paraphrasing but there's squirming, wetness, moaning, release and a crying pussy. You should definitely read the unabridged version!

Erotic Non-Fiction

Commissioned Painting of Goddess Severa by Dirk Hooper

Amazing painting of Goddess Severa. Dirk has really captured her awe inspiring physical presence here. Goddess Severa must be one of the most athletic Pro Dommes out there. She's 6'5, built like an action hero and specialises in wrestling. She's a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu blackbelt.

Rainbow in the Dark

Ever been hypnotised? See how suggestible to the idea you're feeling after you've read this post by Mistress Victory. Or better yet, listen to it on the recording of her Bedtime Stories with Mistress Victory podcast.

Dear Dolly – a Jolene Fanfic piece

On Dolly Parton's own podcast there was some discussion about whether the lyrics focus on Jolene's beauty and desirability implies Dolly herself fancied Jolene. Dolly Parton neither confirms nor denies! brb Dolly Parton lesbian sex romp playing out in my imagination, may have to take matters into my own hands.


Lilith Avir serves sushi from her naked body. There's a whole smörgåsbord of sexiness here!

Sex Work

Culture & Debauchery in London

Alissa's date takes her to the theatre and then to a strip club. Clearly a gentleman and a scholar!


Milady gives her dildos a much needed bath. Like her, they're extremely dirty.

Duo with Maîtresse Nuit

My own post about a duo with a legendary Pro Domme.

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish

Let This Wolf Devour You, The sheep…

An interview with Miss Monica Wolf. The interview is excellent and will leave you wanting more. Subscribe to her Onlyfans for Miss Wolf's unique brand of sensual domination. She will tease you to the brink of insanity and obsession!

Dungeon Etiquette 101

Rule 1 of the 101, Read the Rules! Mistress Kye presents an easy to follow guide to the rules you're most likely to encounter when attending a dungeon or fetish event.

“ESP ON THE BUTTOCKS” – first chapter of a book

The Bibulous One ponders the origins of his kinky self.

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

The Lost Art of Phone Sex

Absolutely an artform. I'm much more confident about delivering a sexy blog post or a series of messages I've written or using my voice in combination with my body in person or via video chat. Attempting to entertain a client via audio alone is something I've done and I think I succeeded in doing it well on each occasion but it's certainly the most challenging medium for me to express myself.

Building a Mono-Poly Relationship, Maybe?

E.L. Byrne talks polyamory, solo-poly, mono-poly and open relationships.

5 Ill-Advised Items I’ve Used as Sex Toys (& What I Should’ve Used Instead)

Some impressive improvised sex gadgetry by Kate Sloan. Truly the MacGyver of sextoys!

Books and Movies

The Lineage & Ancestry of Queer Kinky Erotica

Sinclair Sexsmith presents a list of erotica authors who most influenced and inspired their writing.

Book Review- Neon Gods by Katee Robert (2021)

Cydney reviews a smutty, modern re-imagining of Greek mythology. What if Hades and Persephone were kinky mortals?

Writing about writing

Communicating With Other EROTICA Writers

B.B. Pierce encourages us as Erotica authors to read other people's Erotica, comment on it, retweet their tweets, get in contact, make friends, trade links, collaborate. Share, cooperate, co-promote. This is exactly what I want Elust to be about!

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