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The most phenomenal discovery of our time, the greatest adventure, 65 Million years in the making, the beast unleashed, the Velociraptor Dildo from Laphwing! Laphwing kindly sent me this ravishing paleontological specimen of Velociraptor - 8.66" Fantasy Monster Dildo to review. Hellga and I tested out the Velociraptor dildo together along with Hellga's new Doxy […]
Funzze very kindly sent me a self-heating, thrusting dildo to test drive. I've previously reviewed a Unicorn Dildo for Funzze. I was impressed then with the quality of their product and with Funzze's excellent customer service. They reply promptly to their emails and are always courteous and friendly in their communications. A business doing pleasure […]
Funzze emailed me a few weeks ago to say they'd enjoyed reading my reviews and would like to send me a unicorn dildo from their website. I thanked them kindly for their compliment and for the generous proposal. Never one to decline an offer of a large dildo shoved through my letterbox, I cordially […]
Bigshocked kindly sent me a Luminous Glow-In-The-Dark Knot Platinum Silicone Werewolf Dildo to review. Buy yours today from the Bigshocked website. It will have you howling at the moon. The werewolf in the featured image is the creation of Patto. A digital artist specialising in comic projects of the furry and anthropomorphic variety. I was […]
Image is The Deep. Watch The Boys . Bigshocked kindly sent me a Ko Ryu Triones Tentacle Dildo to review. I give it 8 thumbs up! A beautiful hand-poured platinum silicone, body safe, phthalate free sex toy. The Ko Ryu's Medium Softness is firm enough for easy insertion but squishy enough that it gives the sensation […]
Honeysx kindly sent me "The Boss Stub", one of their Fun Factory Silicone Dildos. When your first name is "Boss" you're automatically an alpha. Testicles or no Testicles. In this case, no Testicles. But he does have a nice flaring base. So fear ye not ye olde embarrassing trip to the ER to explain […]
Too big for me but some of my regulars like big toys so I ordered this monster. Ten inches of girth and 8.8 inches of insertable length guarantee a good time. The flat base keeps it sturdy while enjoying the sensational triple ripple design. The rounded tip offers easy entry. The thickest of our […]
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