Bigshocked kindly sent me a Luminous Glow-In-The-Dark Knot Platinum Silicone Werewolf Dildo to review.
Buy yours today from the Bigshocked website. It will have you howling at the moon.
The werewolf in the featured image is the creation of Patto. A digital artist specialising in comic projects of the furry and anthropomorphic variety.
I was impressed with Patto's work so I subscribed on Patreon and messaged asking for permission to feature his werewolf here. Permission was happily granted. If you like the werewolf, I recommend you subscribe on Patreon too.
If that image has you panting for some lycanthropic loving, the Bigshocked Werewolf Dildo is the toy for you.
It's a beautifully sculpted design and flamboyantly coloured. Like the Hound of the Baskervilles rhythmically pelvic thrust dancing on a Mardi Gras parade float.
Unboxing this beast was like unleashing a primal spirit of lust incarnate. Pandora's dust-proof anti-static bag.
You've got to love the wolf tongue texturing on the shaft. Ridged for your pleasure. The bulbous knot is a challenging insertion for even the most experienced platinum silicone dong-rider.
This monster will stretch you out like a yoga instructor juiced up to the third eye chakra on herbal tea.
The natural course of events for all canines, presumably Werewolves included, is for the knot, or Bulbus glandis, to expand after penetration and remain so for 15-30 minutes after ejaculation. Canines then enjoy an interlude of post coital spooning. Basking in the afterglow. Locked together in a copulatory tie. Scuttling around in 8 limbed confusion. An octopug. Regretting recent life choices and hoping nobody witnesses the indignity. Like having your eyebrow piercing caught in someone's clit ring. This is an adaptation to prevent other males, attracted by the scent of a bitch on heat, from immediately diving in for sloppy seconds. Gives one's sperm a better chance at swimming the distance. Not exactly top priority with a silicone replica but a suitably pronounced Bulbis glandis is nice anyway for aesthetic reasons.
This good boy knows a trick or two. Vac-U-Lock is always good for a treat. See my Boss review for more suction-cup schtick. Pop him on your favourite fuck-machine. Start him off at reluctant walkies in the rain setting. Then turn him all the way up, at your leisure, to full tilt chasing a frisbee top speed.
Fumbling around in darkness seeking your synthetic schlong is a thing of the past. Glowing with the energy absorbed from soaking up a thousand orgasms. Luminosity is your guiding light to the promised land.
Follow the light. Through the pearly gates. Down a long tunnel.
I can say from experience, this dildo makes for a dynamic double penetration duo with the Bigdownunder. A fuck buddy and I took the Werewolf for a test ride. With her in legs up missionary. I'd already fucked her pussy and with my Doxy bullet vibe on her clit, she'd already cum a few times when she said something like "use me however you want". I knew what I wanted. I lubed up and once I was balls deep in her ass I reached for the Werewolf. More lubrication.
The Bigshocked Werewolf Dildo is 100% body-safe & compatible with water-based or silicone lube.
Water-based was the way to go on this occasion. With half a Werewolf in her pussy and my cock all the way up her ass, it transpired that the bulbous Bulbis pushed her clit up and out, presenting an irresistible target for the doxy.
Total length: 9.8 inch
Insertable length: 8 inch
Head diameter: 1.7 inch
Mid Shaft Diameter: 2.16 inch
Shaft Diameter at the base: 2.3 inch
Volume of fuck buddies' moon howling at climax of DP session with Werewolf Dildo: 200dB
