The most phenomenal discovery of our time, the greatest adventure, 65 Million years in the making, the beast unleashed, the Velociraptor Dildo from Laphwing! Laphwing kindly sent me this ravishing paleontological specimen of Velociraptor - 8.66" Fantasy Monster Dildo to review. Hellga and I tested out the Velociraptor dildo together along with Hellga's new Doxy […]
Funzze emailed me a few weeks ago to say they'd enjoyed reading my reviews and would like to send me a unicorn dildo from their website. I thanked them kindly for their compliment and for the generous proposal. Never one to decline an offer of a large dildo shoved through my letterbox, I cordially […]
Bigshocked kindly sent me a Luminous Glow-In-The-Dark Knot Platinum Silicone Werewolf Dildo to review. Buy yours today from the Bigshocked website. It will have you howling at the moon. The werewolf in the featured image is the creation of Patto. A digital artist specialising in comic projects of the furry and anthropomorphic variety. I was […]
2021 was a good year for touring, duos, fly me to you bookings, couples, filming content, orgies, fetish parties, dogging, dildos, couples, cuckolding and forced-bi. Happy New Year 2022! I started 2021 off with a tour of Dubai to see some regular clients, meet some new ones and do some duos with my escort […]
Honeysx kindly sent me a Leten 708pro Automatic Telescopic Heating Strong Male Masturbator to test and review. The Leten is awesome! As soon as the postman handed me a discreetly boxed package of the expected dimensions I knew I held in my hands the promised fuck toy. A cocksucker gadget for the ages. I […]
Honeysx kindly sent me "The Boss Stub", one of their Fun Factory Silicone Dildos. When your first name is "Boss" you're automatically an alpha. Testicles or no Testicles. In this case, no Testicles. But he does have a nice flaring base. So fear ye not ye olde embarrassing trip to the ER to explain […]
Tantaly very kindly sent me a Britney: Tantaly Torso Sex doll for Man with Huge Tit & Best Male Masturbator as an early Christmas present. Britney is a prime example of the impressive realism that can achieved with TPE. Her skin texture and stretchiness and the jigliness of her tits and squidginess of her firm […]
